Osbournes throw baby shower

Hi OZ,He looked old enough to be a grandad about 30 yrs ago,just shows how drugs help in the ageing process.

Yeah, and why don't you get yourself a life you silly little cow, you're on here along with everyone else.

And in tonight's 'Insult as many people as possible' competition
we have Sara in the lead by a substantial margin. Infact it's so far to her nearest rival that everyone else has stopped posting and have infact been out and aquired a life. who's life it is we're not sure but we certainly hope it's didn't belong to anyone that was using it. There is no proof positive that the life was indeed Sara's even though she's not using it tonight prefering instead to call people nasty names and bring the name of women the world over into disrepute.....
P.S. Sara , please don't call me nasty names as I get deeply upset by things I read on the internet.

you could have too! just rush off out to B & Q and buy a couple of tubes of bathroom sealer. Then inject it under the armpit but directed to the chest area and Voila!.. instant fake silicon boobs

Nae brains go with the tits,try Asda it's cheaper!

but the quality int as good and it take longer to set, so you'd need to wait that much longer before touching yerself up

It's probably celebrating the fact that Ozzie's genes have progressed further along the path of human evolution. That in it's self is an acheivement on a grand scale.

Ozzie's too out of it to be proud or anything else

Behave Nigel. I have nothing against Jack but I don't live my life thinking anything even remotely that serious about any of his 4cked up family.