Geordie Shore Launch Kebab-Scented Perfume

The 'Geordie Shore' cast have brought out the world's first ever kebab-fragranced perfume. Oh COME on!

Any celebrity worth their salt is bound to bring out a perfume sooner or later. From Tilda Swinton to Justin Bieber, us lesser mortals have the means to spritz ourselves with the scent of our fave superstar.

But we're not sure how far starstruck fans of the 'Geordie Shore' girls will be willing to go to show their dedication. The brand-new scent has been created by perfumeries to smell just like a kebab. And not just ANY kebab. In fact, it is the exact waft of a doner kebab from Ameen's takeaway in Newcastle.

Rebecca Walker, dazzled by the thought of joining the ranks of Britney and Beyonce in the perfume world, was completely overwhelmed by the entire proceedings:

"I had no idea that the line 'ooh, I could murder a kebab' would lead to all this; famous last words I guess."

So. That's actually happened. From now on, you can ditch the Chanel No. 5 and, instead, douse yourself in the juices of your favourite takeaway snack. Hurray!

Will you be buying L’eau De Geordie? 

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