X Factor was on tonight, and as usual it didn't disappoint: Barlow's eyebrows went up and down, Tulisa called Melanie a MILF, got told off and Nicole said babycakes.
James Arthur will you marry us? Please? Copyright: [rex]
Oh and Louis? Well he er, annoyed Gary again.
However, if you missed tonight's show then luckily we are here to recap our personal highlights for you in true omg! style…
The moment that made us go *wow*
James Arthur. Oh let us count the ways. He is just simply gorgeous and most definitely stole the show tonight. We SO see what Jodie Marsh is on about.
All the judges agree and we are downloading his version of Mary J Blige *immediately*.
The bit that made us LOL
Realizing that Christopher Maloney *might* just look like Samantha Cameron if you shaved off her hair and dipped her in a tub of fake bake.
It can't just be us? Copyright: [wenn]
And while we are on the subject, the cruise ship called and they want him back.
The bit that made us want to punch Louis Walsh
Louis proper hated on Gary's contestant Kye tonight, we think as an excuse to make some digs at Gary after the dramz of last week.
Things go heated on tonight's show. Copyright: [rex]
Louis reckoned Kye's performance was boring and he even dissed Gary's song choice even though, in our opinion and through the words of Barlow: he smashed it!
The bit that made us crush
George Shelley in autumnal winter knits. Union J were back after last week's let down performance with an almighty bang, and some nice coats.
What a difference a nice coat makes, eh? Copyright: [rex]
Following disappointing comments last week, the gorgeous foursome impressed the judges and got us seriously crushing with their
The bit that made us go 'NOOOO!'
The gorgeous District 3 who, we believe, were sabotaged by Louis Walsh's cheesy song choice.
Distrcit 3 have our vote even if they don't have the judges. Copyright: [rex]
They received some of the worst comments from the judges and now it looks like our lovely boys could be in trouble.
#nofair
The bit that made us go 'OH NO HE DIDN'T!'
Rylan. Singing. Take That.
Oh yes he DID! Well, for about 10 seconds.
Then he sung about 20 other songs in one go while we couldn't help but think the joke has got a *bit* too far now.
We knew things had gone too far when the endangered species turned up. Copyright: [rex]
The bit that made us cry like Rylan
The end.
And the fact they can't *all* win!
WE. CAN'T. WAIT. FOR.TOMMOROW.