Lord Sugar has unveiled his Young Apprentice candidates ahead of the first show next week.
Our money is on the little guy in the jazzy jacket. Copyright: [BBC]
It might look like some dodgy school year photo alas no, this is the crop of the finest young business minds in Britain.
But all we want to do is give their cheeks a squeeze.
They might all look about twelve years old, but on November 1st these are the selected few who will be put through their paces by S'Alan and the gang.
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The candidates, aged 16-17 range in backgrounds and come for as far between as Paris and Essex.
However, we already know who we've got our eye on — would you check out that little guy's cravat?
Glasses: Specsavers. Jacket: Strictly. Copyright: [BBC]
We just hope his etiquette in the boardroom is as bold as his fashion choices.
Lord Sugs has wasted no time in frightening *ahem* warning his young protogees:
"I don't like teacher's pets and I don't like school bullies. This is about the real world. I'm not making you sit exams; the only grade you'll get here is 'F' for Fired."
We love love love Young Apprentice and actually cannot wait to see this lot whipped into shape.
Young Apprentice starts Thursday 1st November BBC1 8pm.