Katie Price revealed that she finally thinks she's got it right after getting married for a THIRD time last week.
Katie Price and Kieran Hayler after their wedding. Copyright [WENN]So we were a bit surprised to hear Katie Price going off on one, describing the nuptials as hellish and ugly.
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Bit awkward for her new husband, Keiran Hayler, no?
Katie Price revealed that the resort where she got married, Sandals Royal Bahamian Resort and Spa, didn't exactly live up to expectations.
The model ranted: "Sandals, my a*** — it was more like a smelly old flip-flop."
Apparently one of the hotel staff asked her if she was a porn star, before wheeling out a plastic wedding tent.
She said: "Our wedding tent was made of plastic. It looked like it had come straight out of a B&Q flat pack and we saw it being wheeled out for one wedding in a wheelbarrow."
Katie said: "If you looked the other way there were ugly skyscrapers."
The 34 year old, who married Kieran Hayler, 25, after just two months of dating, revealed that the stress of the whole thing had even brought on a cold sore. Nice.
She said: "Nothing will ruin the happiness I've found with Kieran but I was so stressed out by the whole experience I came home with a cold sore on my lip."
The resort responded to Katie Price's rant saying: "As a gesture of goodwill we are willing to offer her a refund on condition she does not choose our resorts for any future weddings or stays."
And we repeat. Awkward.