Katie Price seriously shocked us this morning by calling the stunning Kelly Brook FAT.
Kieran Hayler's muscles. Copyright [Katie Price]However, in an attempt to distract us from the RIDICULOUS suggestion that Kelly Brook is a 'heffer,' Katie Price has tweeted a photo of her new husband Kieran Hayler's muscles.
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Hm, it's not really working. He looks a bit photoshopped and not in a good way.
Kieran Hayler was also inexplicably wearing a crow in the photo, which Katie Price captioned: "My king of the castle."
Katie Price and Kieran Hayler have been tweeting each other gushing messages all week. Copyright [Splash]Katie and Kieran's gushing tweets to each other have been entertaining us all week - and this is no exception.
Kieran tweeted during a gym session to say: "Having a good session in the gym. Can't wait to get home and see my beautiful wife @MissKatiePrice."
Katie responded with: "Home, bath time then bed to watch tv with the gorgeous @kieran0322"
Kelly Brook apparently looks fat here. Words fail us. Copyright [Rex]However, no amount of gushing messages are distracting us from the fact that Katie Price called Kelly Brook fat.
In her column in The Sun, Katie Price said: "They [photos of Kelly in a bikini] don't seem to be air-brushed and I'm FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is ... You're a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one."
We're lost for words.