Katie Price has branded Kelly Brook a 'heffer' after seeing pictures of her modelling her new bikini range.
[ Update: Katie Price DEFENDS her comments after backlash from Kelly Brook fans ]
Katie seems a little confused by the meaning of the word 'heffer' - which basically means 'fat' - after initially saying she thinks Kelly's body is a "brilliant role model" for teenagers.
Writing in her Sun column, Katie said: "Kelly Brook is a brilliant role model for girls because of her curvy
"Every mum should make her daughter look at pictures that show Kelly modelling her latest New Look swimwear range in Miami.
"They don't seem to be air-brushed and I'm FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is ... You're a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one."
So to surmise, Katie thinks Kelly looks 'big' (despite the 33-year-old being a size 8-10), but also reckons we should look to her for gymspiration.
And it doesn't end there.
Katie even had the cheek to comment on Kelly's split from Thom Evans and her rumoured relationship with ex-boyfriend Danny Cipriani (who Katie has also had a fling with...).
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She added: "Rumour has it she's been hanging out with our mutual ex Danny Cipriani.
Knowing him, I guess she's probably been doing a bit of comfort eating."
Wow, just... wow.
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