We finally have our hands on pictures of future Queen, Kate Middleton topless and here they are in all their glory:
What?! You didn't actually think we would run the real pictures did you?
No, we thought these were a much better substitute than the actual photos that have been doing the controversial rounds.
Made us LOL anyway!
Yes, the website 'nipsout4kate' calls for us Brits to support our Kate and stand nipple to nipple with the future Queen in her time of need.
We particularly love 'by the shower in a Hawaiian shirt' topless Kate, and it couldn't be more timely after the actual couple donned similar jazzy shirts for a party on the Solomon Islands last night.
Meanwhile, an Italian publication is believed to be planning to publish the real photos and the editor has said 'not even direct call from the Queen' would stop him.
Well, how about a direct call from omg?
How would he like it if we set up a camera one mile from his house and took pictures of him scratching his bum in the shower?
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We doubt he would be so enthusiastic about printing those — Kate is entitled to her all over tan as much as the rest of us!
Show solidarity with our future queen in her time of need by emailing your pictures to email@example.com.