Britain's Got Talent judge David Walliams has revealed that his wife, Lara Stone, is well jel over his budding bromance with Simon Cowell.
Speaking at the Britain's Got Talent press launch yesterday, David joked that he was a bit in love with Simon.
"Lara's jealous, because every time I come home from work I say, 'Oh, guess what Simon did today, guess what Simon said. She actually doesn't really like it," he jokingly said.
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But David couldn't resist getting a few more laughs, as he went on to say: "And also, in our wedding photographs I've taken her head away and stuck Simon's on top."
As we started giggling, David continued: "And sometimes, when we get into bed at night, I ask if it's OK if I call her Simon. The first few times she didn't mind. But then she's wearing the mask..."
Lara Stone and David Walliams / WENNCue us crying with laughter.
Simon Cowell then interjected, comparing David with his pet dog. "It's been a very entertaining relationship," he said.
"My mum and dad used to have a dog and as it got a bit older, it used to get on my leg occasionally and hump it. In the end, you're like, 'Oh Lottie, just go away. That's kind of our relationship."
He continued: "You know the sketch he does on Little Britain with the Prime Minister and the gay assistant? That's our relationship."
David couldn't resist butting in: "Except you're the gay assistant!"
We.can't.breathe.