We imagine MC Harvey is hoping the ground will eat him up right now after Cheryl Cole took to Twitter to embarrass him this afternoon.
The Girls Aloud star denied claims by the rapper that the pair enjoyed a secret relationship.
She tweeted: "Was this "relationship" happening in your head @harveyofficial ?! Are you smoking something ?..
". @harveyofficial I think I've met you once maybe twice at public events and With your wife !! #shitjustgetsweirder [sic]"
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The former So Solid Crew rapper told this week's Now magazine the pair had got close after Chezza split with Ashley back in 2010.
He said: "There was a relationship and an attraction to each other's aura...
"She's a good girl. We've got a great respect for each other."
He added: "We started confiding in each other. A lot of it was like: "We can't trust anyone out there, so we're just gonna trust each other."
And the 32-year-old claimed that it was actually HIM she was dating when those Derek Hough rumours were going around.
He added: "I cracked up when people said she was with Derek Hough. I was like: "You're so far off!""
But within minutes of Cheryl's denial tweet the semi-pro footballer had hit back on the social networking site (ooo we love a good Twitter war), threatening to tweet "emails" she sent him.
He posted: "Do you actually want me to tweet some of the messages you emailed me @cherylcole pipe down and stop playing the saint in front of your fans [sic].
"I had your back @cherylcole untill you sent that shit dissapointed in you if the public seen these emails you would end up with egg on your face. [sic]"
"And let's get this straight @cherylcole I don't need no hype of you! I'd rather go broke and work in sainsburys than talk about your personal shit."
And it wasn't long before Cheryl's GA bandmate Nicola Roberts had waded into the row tweeting: "Emails?? I think someone's been having you on mate".
She then hashtagged a separate tweet: "#shedoesntdoemailsshedoesphonesex"
The spat is all the more interesting because Cheryl is close mates with Alesha Dixon who just so happens to be Harvey's ex-wife.
And it also just so happens that Javine - who Harvey cheated on Alesha with - was beaten by Cheryl on Pop Stars to a place in Girls Aloud.
You can't make this stuff up.
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