Jason, welcome to the UK. And you were certainly given a warm welcome by Keith Lemon on Celebrity Juice.
Yes I am forever scarred by that. He is genius that guy.
At one point on the show you said: "You call this TV" - what do you make of the British sense of humour?
I love it. Johnny Vegas was brilliant too. I love British humour. I love the outlandishness. The crudeness.
You rubbed shoulders with the lovely Fearne Cotton and Holly Willoughby [who are team captains on Celeb Juice]. What did you make of them?
Fearne and Holly are gorgeous. I love the both of them. Man are they beautiful.
What did Fearne make of the fact you "fingered" a pie whilst "coming on to her"?
She seemed OK with it. I think she maybe blushed a little bit.
She is pregnant you know? I take it you're not too worried about that?
I hope I didn't make her feel too bad. Did she look OK?
We think she survived. The pie in question was strawberry. What's your fave flavour?
Strawberry and pecan are my two favourites. But then it also depends: my favourite pie to eat or to...
Now you're making us blush. To eat silly. The pie thing has been going on for quite a few years now. Do you think it's time to switch desserts?
It might be time to switch over to doughnuts. The work is done for you.
Ewwww. We don't even want to think about that.
During Celeb Juice there was some joke about you shaving your b**** - are you into male grooming?
I am a big fan of male grooming absolutely. I think every guy should groom. My wife [Jenny Mollen] is a big fan of grooming. She likes when I'm groomed. I like when I'm groomed. I think it's a good thing. But I draw the line at waxing and no fake tan. I just like getting manis and pedis.
Onto naughtier matters. We've heard you say you behaved like eight-year-olds on the American Pie: Reunion set. Tell us more.
We had this thing. It sounds so Sophomore and it is. The guys had this thing where we would tap each other in the privates. We'd just be standing around and we'd do a sneak attack. This has been going on since the very first American Pie.
We imagine that game isn't great for your sperm count.
My wife is not thrilled that it's lasted well into my adulthood.
Would you get the girls involved?
Yeah we'd recruit the girls. We started getting dirty. I would send Alyson [Hannigan] over to do my dirty work. Tara [Reid] did it once I believe.
American Pie was the teen comedy of our youth. What's got you laughing now?
I love 'The Inbetweeners'. I feel like it's got a lot in common with 'American Pie'. I love the series, I liked the movie and I think those kids are hilarious.
Jason Biggs stars in American Pie: Reunion, out on DVD and Blu-ray now!